There is apparently a “new” Internet sensation wherein a man’s wife records him sleep talking.  This Sleep Talking Man sensation is not new. A friend of mine has been doing it now for years. His name is Nate. While he has not recorded his sleep talking adventures in sometime, I believe his website is a bit more interesting because it displays the actual recorded versions of his somniloquy.

Some of my favorite quotes from his sleep talking website are the following:

“Have some chocolate with oxygen.”

“But my 305 instincts are kickin’ in.”

“Drop it like it’s hot like everyday!”

“Did you give her some negatively charged booty?”

“What’s the luh for?”

Anyway, if you’re looking for some good entertaining stuff, it is certainly the place to check out. I’ve been reading lately all over the web about this other Internet sensation for sleep talking, but there are a few out there doing it–he’s only one of the few.